Oh honey, honey.

This is my next project.

http://www.ehow.com/how_4513127_mustard-dip-dressing-like-wendys.html

It's a love affair waiting to happen. I order the crispy chicken nuggets just so I can ask for the honey mustard...

"Can I help you today, miss?"
"Yes, I need some honey mustard."
"For your chicken nuggets?"
"NUGGETS?!?!?! WHO NEEDS NUGG...::ahem:: why yes, for my nuggets. Those delicious little fritters that cost 1.19 plus tax. Just divine, don't you think?"
"With honey mustard sauce?"
"I said that."
"Oh, yes. Well, here's your receipt. It'll be out momentarily."
(moments later)
"Ma'am? Here's your order."
::she snatches bag::
"Oh, thank you."
she finds closest place to sit down and has a nice chat with Mr. Mustard. The two laugh and reminisce by candlelight and at the end of the dessert, he proposes. After tears of joy and a loss for words, she accepts. Cue soft lighting, dramatic music with a faint hint of wind, then close in on the bag to the Wendy's logo.
THE END.